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A guy and his girlfriend were on a ride on a motorcycle and the guy was driving. He was driving at a high speed and was scaring his girlfriend. His girlfriend said to him, “Please slow down, it’s only a 30 limit area. We might crash.”
The guy didn’t stop and said to her, “Only if you kiss me.”
The girl, wanting him to stop then kissed him.
“Okay, now hug me.” The guy said.
So the girl hugged him.
Then the guy said, “Okay, now will you wear my helmet?”
The girl didn’t get what the guy meant by this but she obeyed him and wore his helmet as she didn’t have one on.

The next day it was reported in the newspaper that there was a motorcycle crash involving two people and only one of them survived.

This happened because whilst the guy was driving he realised the brakes had broken so instead of telling his girlfriend that she was going to die and she wasn’t wearing a helmet, he made his beloved kiss him, hug him and made her wear his helmet so she would live.

This guy loved his girlfriend so much that he sacrificed his own life to save hers. This shows that he truly loved her. If you truly love the one your with then add this to your favourites, or copy and paste it to other people.

fckyeahcutecouples:

biking ♥

fckyeahcutecouples:

biking ♥

when someone breaks up with you.

-elitamurtanu:

musicboysmoney:

When they tell you its over your like:

And you get home and your like:

And your in your room like:

And your mom walks in and gives you a lecture about ‘theres more guys/girls out there’ and you just like:

And then the next day you see a cute guy/girl and your like:

And they come up to you and your like:

And a week later they ask you out and your like:

But inside your like:

And then they break up with you and it starts all over like:

i love this kid. omg 

ahhleesun:

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count. The
doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a
semen sample tomorrow.”
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the…

When your life is complicated and a mess, it often and always will pop up more than one chance for you… but everything will end up toward that way, um.. yes… that way :)

When your life is complicated and a mess, it often and always will pop up more than one chance for you… but everything will end up toward that way, um.. yes… that way :)

pooping after thanksgiving

maydelsaywhat:

-letsjustrunaway:

teenrobot:


I think I just pissed my pants. 

LOL AT THE GIF.

ahahahha this made me laugh xD

They say love hides in every corner—then I must be walking in circles
I think I’ll go anti-love. Really. Who wants butterflies in your stomach and your heart skipping beats. That can’t be safe.